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The dreamlike imagery supplied by our travel-trade clients at our Pinterest site has caused us to be referred to as hypnopompic and we are very proud of that fact. On occasion borborygm can happen so we simply go to our culinary section for the calming effects offered to our palates by our wonderful culinary tour operators. Some of our onsite adventures can make us horripilate for a while but the feeling soon dissipates.
We apologise when we forget names and hope we do not tarttle too often and if we are sometimes found fastuous, we blame our excellent travel offers and accept that it is quite a reasonable state to be in. We durst in our overmany and continued growth of direct booking deals.
I am not a quockerwodger, crambazzle, or cockalorum and do not jauk but after this twattle you may have a different opinion.
I am looking forward to some apricity this winter so as not to be too cold after the snowbroth and jargogle my blog. Being xyresic I often kench and after reading this you may enter into lethean and will need to go to Lexican, but do not tarry and you may very well wax to the next level.
When we feel grumpish or crapulous at The Club we simply head to the kitchen and groak and remind ourselves that, as yet, there is no pogonotrophy in our office but we palpebrate when someone starts one. However, most of us are diversivolent that only a whisternefet could change.
I had a keelivine handy for drafting this betwixt lunch and afternoon tea and bickies. Some of you will show accismus when reading this and may even be an eccedentesiast but hopefully not an ergophobic.
We are only being a little furciferous in publishing this blog which must be selcouth to 99.9% of the population of this tiny planet but we do hope you have found this philavery to be of interest and can assure you, according to Lexican, that all of these weird and wonderful words were once in use sometime somewhere.
We have certainly confused ‘Word’ but that is not too difficult but we thank it for the few which have been accepted.
We do not expect anyone to reach the end of this but if you do, please do not be a cullion or a jackanape.
Cheers for now and bottoms up…
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We invite you to forward this to your English-speaking and Scrabble friends around this tiny planet with a challenge for them to un-scrabble the who, what, why, where, when of these wonderful weird words of wisdom.